NEVER EVER UNDERESTIMATE A Mallu..

He is a Malayali working for a multinationalcompany in Mumbai.Not well educated and he is workingas a peon. This Kuttappan is having a problem. If hehears somebody talking, he will come in between sayingthat I know that very well I know him very well likethat. One day Kuttappan's Boss - a foreign educatedperson,a North Indian-, was talking something aboutArnold Schwarzenegger.Kuttappan waspassing thru thatway and he suddenly he came inbetween saying thatohArni, he is my best friend.Kuttapan's boss laughedat him saying that how can u be a friend of ArnoldSchwarzenegger you are only a peon living in India. Kuttappan said if u wont believe its your problemI cant help you.Ok? The Manager said, I am going on atrip to US next week you come asmy assistant and wewill go to Arnold's house and see whathappens.kuttappan agreed with a smile.A week after they landed in US. First they went toNY.Arnold was there in NY. They went to meetArnold.seeing Kuttappan Arnold ran towards Kuttappanand hugged him asking that "Hey Kuttappan, long timeno see where were you man?" Kuttappan went with Arnoldto have some coffee.Boss was stunned. When Kuttappancame back then boss told him that we will go to Clintons place. Let's find out whether u know him or not. Kuttappan agreed with a smile. At Clinton's home Clinton also did the same as Schwarzenegger asking that where were you my friend for long time? Kuttappan went to have tea with Clinton while the boss was sitting out side the gate Vatican to get blessings from Pope John Paul, so u come with me. At the Vatican crowd from all over the world is waiting to see Pope John Paul. Kuttappan and his boss are also there. Boss asked Kuttappan, do you know Pope John Paul. Kuttappan said y not? Boss told Kuttappan that he will not believe this. Kuttappan asked boss to wait for some time and went inside the crowd. After 15 minutes Kuttappan came on the balcony along with Pope John Paul. Pope John Paul was !holding Kuttappan's hand. Kuttappan's boss became unconscious and fell down. When Kuttappan came back his boss was on a stretcher sorrounded by nurses and paramedics. Kuttappan asked , "Sir what happened?" Then boss Said; Kuttappa.. u know Arnold I believe that, u know Clinton I believe that, and u know Pope John Paul I believe that too, but WHEN U CAME WITH POPE AT THE BALCONY THE CROWD WAS ASKING WHO IS HOLDING THE HAND OF KUTTAPPAN. After hearing that I became unconscious...MORAL OF THE STORY IS ...... NEVER EVER UNDERESTIMATE A MALAYALI ..