Little Boy - Kidnap story

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his motherwas making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was agood time to tell hismother what he wanted."Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby wasa bit of atroublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school andat home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for hisbirthday. Little Bobby, ofcourse, thought he did.Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behaviorover the last year."Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you havebehaved this year.Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to hisroom and sat down to write God a letter. Letter 1Dear God,I have been a very good boy this year and I would likea bike for my birthday. I want a red one.Your friend,BobbyBobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been avery good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.>>Letter 2Dear God,This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I wouldlike a red bike for my birthday.Thank you.Your friend BobbyBobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he toreup the letter andstarted again.>>Letter 3Dear God,I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.BobbyBobby knew he could not send this letter to Godeither. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.>> Letter 4God,I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be agood boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.Please!Thank you,BobbyBobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was notgoing to get him a bike.Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that hewanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought herplan had worked, asBobby looked very sad."Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him.Bobby walked down the street to the church on thecorne . Little Bobby wentinto the church and up to the altar. He looked aroundto see if anyone wasthere. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of theMary. He slipped thestatue under his shirt and ran out of the church, downthe street, intothehouse, and up to his room. He shut the door to hisroom and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write hisletter to God.>>Letter 5God,I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HERAGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!!!!